What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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