afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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