your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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