If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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