Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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