Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
