she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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