they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
You ate ashes out of my bong
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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