so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
this will be a night to untag.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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