You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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