dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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