I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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