i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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