So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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