around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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