I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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