I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
