So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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