I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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