hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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