Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
True strength comes from lack of pants
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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