We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
