Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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