We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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