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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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