I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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