The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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