OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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