spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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