Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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