just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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