i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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