Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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