Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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