I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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