hell yes lets make some ravioli
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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