1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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