i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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