no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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