Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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