I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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