i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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