my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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