i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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