Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I am one with the molecules
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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