I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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