Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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