If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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