I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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