He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize