I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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