was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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