so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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