Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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