She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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