whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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